Each year, most homeowners wait until the spring to sell their houses because they believe that they can get a better deal during the normal spring buyer’s market. However, recently released
With Great Power Comes Great Responsibility
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SPIDER-MAN enlists Superhero REALTORS®,
The TESSA WILBORNE TEAM, for purchase of VA Retreat!
October 29, 2017, Fredericksburg, VA. In a surprise move, spurred by the referral of one of his close hero friends & former satisfied customers of the dynamic SuperHero REALTORs®, the Tessa Wilborne (TW) Team, SPIDER-MAN has purchased a lavish, wooded retreat “somewhere in Virginia”, surrounded by majestic oaks & abutting an old stone fortress (where he plans to practice his climbing). Photos of the property & details of the interior of the home were not available, to protect Spider-Man’s privacy & to ward off the supervillains whose criminal activities the SuperHero continues to thwart.
Spider-Man contacted the Team last summer & outlined his unique & very specialized search criteria, which would be intimidating for even the most seasoned agents. But, undaunted, the TW Team went to work right away, lassoed-in all their many resources, identified & previewed the top properties meeting Spidey’s requirements, then scheduled confidential viewings of those homes. Of those super properties, Spidey settled on the one that also gave him a lovely guest house for his beloved surrogate parents, his aunt & uncle May & Ben Parker, who are expected to live there year-round.
At the settlement table, Spidey thanked the TW Team for their smooth-as-spider-silk super skills in finding the right homes, negotiating on his behalf, keeping him calm at trying times during the process, & being there for him throughout his year-long home search. He commented, while clinging to the wall just for effect, “with great power comes great responsibility”, adding, “the Tessa Wilborne Team’s Superpowers really are in helping their Super Clients Buy & Sell Homes!”
UPDATE: Not surprisingly, Spider-Man has since teamed-up with SuperHero REALTORs®, the TW Team, & Spotsylvania County Sheriff’s Department real-life SuperHeroes, asking them to provide area children a safe “Trunk-n-Treat” this Halloween season. TW Team SuperHeroes will be joining in the fun, handing out candy & goodies to an expected 10,000 children at the Spotsylvania Sheriff’s Office (9119 Dean Ridings Lane, Spotsylvania, VA 22553) on MONDAY, October 30th from 6-8pm. The CARNIVAL-themed event will be held rain or shine.
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